Sunday, April 1, 2012

The Rock won?? Somebody call my momma!

In honor of the late, great Brandon Lee, I'm going to give you this review of WrestleMania XXVIII rapid-fire style (and if you understood that reference, that means you're awesome).

SHEAMUS def DANIEL BRYAN (Wins the World Heavyweight Championship)
Before you huff and puff about how short it was REMEMBER a title belt is a GIMMICK. It has been a gimmick ever since Bruno beat Buddy Rogers for it in 48 seconds. My concern is for Daniel Bryan. The WWE has a track record for burying it's top heels after they lose the championship (see The Miz).

KANE def RANDY ORTON
I wasn't expecting much, and I got more than I expected so, THUMBS UP!

BIG SHOW def CODY RHODES (Wins the Intercontinental Championship)
Team player finally gets his "moment"; fine by me. Hopefully, this means Cody Rhodes moves on to bigger and better things.

KELLY KELLY & MARIA MENOUNOS def BETH PHOENIX & EVE TORRES
No one with a last name that hard to spell should win anything. Ever.

UNDERTAKER def TRIPLE H
Shawn Michaels still Mr. WrestleMania even though he wasn't wrestling? The answer is "Yes."

TEAM JOHNNY def TEAM TEDDY (If you really want to know who was in it, look it up)
Was really hoping for a face turn from The Miz, but happy he got the pin.

CM PUNK def CHRIS JERICHO (Retains the WWE Championship)
Winning isn't everything. In this match, it meant nothing. Chris Jericho was the better man tonight, and possibly the MVP of the whole f'n show.

THE ROCK def JOHN CENA
Ummm...why?

That's all folks. Discuss!

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